Ideas for Loading Screen Tips

  • BattleJuice! BattleJuice! Are you sure you want to say that a third time?... 
  • Glow in the dark armour turned out to be unlucky for some players.
  • This message sponsored by fans of Zorbak, the ebil Moglin.
  • Please don't bump into the NPCs. It makes them feel like ghosts.
  • Moglin is a very quiet language, that's why they have such big ears.
  • There are no bedbugs at Yular's Inn, just boogerlings, spiders, mice, and dust golems. Sleep well.
  • Someday that original Heart Shaped Locket is going to matter. You'll see.
  • You can say Warlic's name backwards but, why would you?
  • You can say Cysero's name backwards but, your character might get lost forever, somewhere.
  • You can say Artix's name backwards but, isn't this getting kind of annoying?
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Although Zorbak is my favourite moglin, I did think to add one more:

  • Shop at Gaz's Black Market. Buy less for more!